Too Cold For Open Toe? Say It Isn’t So!

Posted on | April 29, 2010 | 9 Comments

By Lisa Steinke/Chicklitisnotdead.com

opentoes1 Too Cold For Open Toe? Say It Isn’t So!

Since mov­ing to the Mid­west, I’ve decided that there are two ver­sions of me. The one you get when the sun’s out and the one you get when it’s not. And let’s just say you def­i­nitely don’t want to cross paths with the for­mer because, well, it just won’t be pretty. Let me con­jure up for you the image of your un-caffeinated cof­fee addicted best friend who’s PMS­ing. Now mix that with your hun­gry, I had a bad day at work spouse. Roll those into one and presto change-o, you’ve got me! Lucky you ;)

And although I’m happy to report that my dark side hasn’t reared its ugly head for an ENTIRE WEEK thanks to the sun decid­ing to throw me a bone and come out of hiding(I’d like to think my threat­en­ing fist thrusts toward the sky have been pay­ing off!)I’m still not sat­is­fied. Because it’s been too cold for open toes!

If I were back in Cali right now, I’d be pair­ing sun­dresses with san­dles every day. But here, all I can do is drool over my new Michael Kors “Famous” High Heel San­dals (Bloomies — pic­tured top left) that are cur­rently col­lect­ing dust in my closet. (A fash­ion crime if you ask me!) If Michael heard this, he’d prob­a­bly blast me like I was one of the Run­way con­tes­tants and tell me to get over myself and just put his beau­ti­ful shoes on. But I’m sorry Michael, as gor­geous as your spring line of wedge and high heel san­dals are, I sim­ply can­not sub­ject my per­fectly man­i­cured toot­sies to 50 degree brisk breezes. They’re far too precious.

But I do promise you, Michael, as soon as it warms up (I’ll set­tle for a mere 60 degrees!), I’ll be strut­ting every­where in your “Famous” High Heel San­dals. (Oooh, and how fab are they going to look with my jeg­gings!) And then I plan to buy your gor­geous “Juniper” Espadrilles (pic­tured top right). And last, but not least, I’m going to snatch up a pair of your deli­cious “Paris” Strappy Buck­led High Heel San­dals (pic­tured top cen­ter). I can already envi­sion how great the dis­tressed metal­lic leather will look against my Esse “Fiji” toe nail polish.

BTW, I’m not sure if it’s his witty zingers (“It like a disco straight jacket”) on Project Run­way or his amaz­ing abil­ity to design fan­tas­tic clothes, purses and shoes for women, but I’m crushin’ on Michael Kors big time. And that’s why I say, when it’s time to go open toe, Kors is the way to go!

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9 Responses to “Too Cold For Open Toe? Say It Isn’t So!”

  1. Liz Fenton
    April 29th, 2010 @ 9:52 pm

    Um, is this where I tell you that this is the ONE thing I like about you mov­ing away from Cali? BECAUSE YOU BEQUEATHED ME THE MOST AMAZING PAIR OF MICHAEL KORS OPEN TOED HEELS!!! Sorry. I do miss you a lot but I love those damn shoes! xoxo

  2. Valerie T.
    April 30th, 2010 @ 4:49 am

    Wel­come to the Midwest.…the weather is very sim­i­lar in Kansas and I can remem­ber many high school proms in April and even May freez­ing my toes off because we just had to wear open toed shoes even in the six­ties to be cool…Unfortunately they were not a chic as the Michael Kors’collections of today!! Would have died to have had the “Paris” strappy high heeled sandals!

  3. Lisa Steinke
    April 30th, 2010 @ 12:12 pm

    Liz.. I for­got about those heels. When are you going to be done with them? :)

  4. Lisa Steinke
    April 30th, 2010 @ 12:13 pm

    Valerie– I feel your pain (literally).…But it seems, at least for now, the weather is warm­ing up.. So those san­dals will be worn! I promise you that!

  5. Michelle
    April 30th, 2010 @ 2:11 pm

    Cross­ing my fin­gers that warmer weather comes your way, ’cause those shoes are ADORABLE and need to be let out of the box :)

  6. Lisa Steinke
    April 30th, 2010 @ 2:12 pm

    Michelle– thanks so much! Today seems to be okay… (so far!)

  7. Catherine
    April 30th, 2010 @ 4:38 pm

    Let those toes loose in those gor­geous foot wraps!

    Think of the joy and excite­ment you will feel when warm weather FINALLY arrives (hope it’s this week­end). Oth­ers will be out there just tak­ing it all for granted, but not us mid­west­ern­ers. :-)

  8. Lisa Steinkr
    April 30th, 2010 @ 6:40 pm

    Cather­ine– “foot wraps” I love it!!

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